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No kids. No regrets.

Some of us are born to be parents. Others prefer to keep our mornings quiet, our bank accounts flush, and our schedules available to come and go as we please. Don't hide behind the social norms of parenthood if that's just not what you were meant for. Just because you didn't shoot a human from your loins, doesn't mean you can't spend your life dedicated to influencing the lives of those around you.

Without childfree women, there would be a whole lot more homeless pets, a whole lot fewer fun aunts, and a whole lot less energy spent creating wealth and independence for women everywhere. You don't need kids to know you're worthy af. Show that sh*t off.

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I'd rather be the fun aunt. Women's short sleeve t-shirt

I'd rather be the fun aunt. Women's short sleeve t-shirt

Worthy AF Apparel

from $35.00

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8 colors, 5 sizes
  • Black
  • Navy
  • Heather Dark Grey
  • True Red
  • Royal Blue
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  • M
  • L
  • XL
  • 2XL
P*ssies over preschoolers. Ladies’ Muscle Tank

P*ssies over preschoolers. Ladies’ Muscle Tank

Worthy AF Apparel

$33.50

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6 colors, 5 sizes
  • Black Heather
  • Mauve
  • Heather Olive
  • Athletic Heather
  • Dusty Blue
  • +1 more
  • S
  • M
  • L
  • XL
  • 2XL
No kids. No regrets. Worthy af. Women’s crop top

No kids. No regrets. Worthy af. Women’s crop top

Worthy AF Apparel

$33.50

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8 colors, 5 sizes
  • Black
  • Hazy Pink
  • Bubblegum
  • Pale Pink
  • Athletic Heather
  • +3 more
  • XS
  • S
  • M
  • L
  • XL
No kids. No regrets. Crop Sweatshirt

No kids. No regrets. Crop Sweatshirt

Worthy AF Apparel

$50.00

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5 colors, 3 sizes
  • Black
  • Navy
  • Brick
  • Mauve
  • Dusty Blue
  • S
  • M
  • L
No quiero niños. Unisex Long Sleeve Tee

No quiero niños. Unisex Long Sleeve Tee

Worthy AF Apparel

from $36.50

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11 colors, 6 sizes
  • Military Green
  • Heather Mauve
  • Storm
  • Athletic Heather
  • White
  • +6 more
  • XS
  • S
  • M
  • L
  • XL
  • 2XL
Dogs over diapers. Eco Tote Bag

Dogs over diapers. Eco Tote Bag

Worthy AF Apparel

$27.50

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2 colors
  • Black
  • Oyster
Dogs over diapers. Unisex Premium Sweatshirt

Dogs over diapers. Unisex Premium Sweatshirt

Worthy AF Apparel

from $51.00

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8 colors, 5 sizes
  • Black
  • Navy Blazer
  • Charcoal Heather
  • Team Royal
  • Forest Green
  • +3 more
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  • M
  • L
  • XL
  • 2XL
No kids. No regrets. Mug with Color Inside

No kids. No regrets. Mug with Color Inside

Worthy AF Apparel

from $18.50

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10 colors, 2 sizes
  • Black
  • Dark Blue
  • Red
  • Dark green
  • Orange
  • +5 more
  • 11 oz
  • 15 oz
I'd rather be the fun aunt - Unisex fleece sweatpants

I'd rather be the fun aunt - Unisex fleece sweatpants

Worthy AF Apparel

from $51.00

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7 colors, 6 sizes
  • Black
  • Navy Blazer
  • Maroon
  • Charcoal Heather
  • Military Green
  • +2 more
  • XS
  • S
  • M
  • L
  • XL
  • 2XL
No quiero niños. Women's short sleeve t-shirt

No quiero niños. Women's short sleeve t-shirt

Worthy AF Apparel

from $32.00

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6 colors, 5 sizes
  • Heather Grey
  • Charity Pink
  • White
  • Black
  • Navy
  • +1 more
  • S
  • M
  • L
  • XL
  • 2XL
Dogs over diapers. Unisex Hoodie

Dogs over diapers. Unisex Hoodie

Worthy AF Apparel

from $49.50

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13 colors, 8 sizes
  • Black
  • Navy
  • Maroon
  • Dark Chocolate
  • Red
  • +8 more
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  • M
  • L
  • XL
  • 2XL
  • 3XL
  • 4XL
  • 5XL
P*ssies over preschoolers. Eco Tote Bag

P*ssies over preschoolers. Eco Tote Bag

Worthy AF Apparel

$27.00

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2 colors
  • Oyster
  • Black